Here is Gordon Brown's latest brainwave to bolster his flat-lining poll ratings, something that will make the Northern Rock bail-out look like a loan of a fiver...
A row over a ÂĢ40billion plan for State-backed mortgages to tackle the housing crisis has fuelled the bitter feud between Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling that threatens to wreck the Governmentâs economic relaunch.
Mr Brown wants to go ahead with the scheme in a last-ditch attempt to boost his poll ratings and head off growing pressure on him to step down.
But he has run into fierce resistance from the Treasury and the Bank of England, who say it could be an expensive flop.
Hey Gordon, if the Bank of England says it's a bad idea, and your own treasury says it's a bad idea, perhaps they might be onto something, hmm?
The dispute between the two men comes as the Cabinet was plunged into turmoil after Mr Darling said that voters were âp****d offâ with the Government.
A furious Mr Brown phoned Mr Darling and ordered him to eat his words on TV, while allies of the Prime Minister said Mr Darling should be sacked and his job given to Schools Secretary Ed Balls.
Mr Brown has been putting pressure on the Treasury to underwrite mortgages to help homeowners avoid defaulting on home loans.
He believes the scheme could transform the housing crisis, prevent families being thrown out of their homes, get the property market moving again and ease pressure on banks and building societies.
To finance it, the Government would issue 30-year gilts which would need to be refinanced every two or three years.
But the Treasury is opposed to the measure, which it says could end up costing as much as ÂĢ40billion and be the equivalent of the Government âdoing another Northern Rockâ.
Yep, let's pick up all the mortgages that the banks will no longer touch with a bargepole and nationalise them. That'll work...
A Treasury insider said: âThis plan is financial insanity and would seriously threaten the countryâs long-term future.
âIt is so complicated, basically all smoke and mirrors, that almost no one really understands it. But Mr Brown is adamant this is what he wants. He thinks itâs the big bang the Government needs to relaunch.
âMr Darling and the Treasury loathe it. Plans are changing almost by the hour.
'You wouldnât run a bookies the way these people are trying to run the country. Marketing gimmicks are being put ahead of sound economic sense.â
That's from his own treasury FFS!! I can't recall a PM so out of touch with everyone. Bereft of ideas, he stumbles from relaunch to relaunch, hoping against hope that something will turn up to save his hide.
Grow a pair and call an election, at least you'll regain some respect for that.