Please can I just say bumholio's?


Anyway, how the fupp are you all?
Wot you up to?
Want some toast?
A nice cuppa tea?
Or a wee dram?

Hiya...Goodbye.

Hi Xcotty, where you been? We're all terribly refined on this board helped by the fact that we have an exceptionally talented moderator who is firm but fair, so swearing isn't very common. Well it is a bit common but not on here.
All the best, and get typing!

Xcotty wrote:
Please can I just say bumholio's?


Anyway, how the fupp are you all?
Wot you up to?
Want some toast?
A nice cuppa tea?
Or a wee dram?

Hiya...Goodbye.

Hi Xcotty

I don't think we have met, but can I have coffee and a jaffa cake please.

Lev says:

"We're all terribly refined on this board."

Whit he means is they're aw a bunch ae middle class, middle aged plonkers in a constant state ae high dudgeon ower the price ae tea biscuits and the "state of youth today". Ah'd get oot while the goins good. It's no safe ataw. Stick aroon here and in a month ye'll be droolin like the rest ae thum.

scunnert wrote:
Lev says:

"We're all terribly refined on this board."

Whit he means is they're aw a bunch ae middle class, middle aged plonkers in a constant state ae high dudgeon ower the price ae tea biscuits and the "state of youth today". Ah'd get oot while the goins good. It's no safe ataw. Stick aroon here and in a month ye'll be droolin like the rest ae thum.

That's you fer bein lifted if ye set foot ower here, ya bam!!

Xcotty wrote:
Please can I just say bumholio's?


Anyway, how the fupp are you all?
Wot you up to?
Want some toast?
A nice cuppa tea?
Or a wee dram?

Hiya...Goodbye.

Well, bumholios to you too, Sir ! ("Sir", because we're terribly refined on this board - apparently)

How are you doing ?

TLJ wrote:
Xcotty wrote:
Please can I just say bumholio's?


Anyway, how the fupp are you all?
Wot you up to?
Want some toast?
A nice cuppa tea?
Or a wee dram?

Hiya...Goodbye.

Well, bumholios to you too, Sir ! ("Sir", because we're terribly refined on this board - apparently)

How are you doing ?

Ok here comes the official complaint BUM tut tut tut tut tut. You must remember you have sensitive people on these boards as well as the middle aged and what was it oh aye middle class plonkers

My flabber has never been so gasted

I think someone should also have mentioned that we are all stable, sensible folk as well as refined. Will someone oblige? I've never been called stable before

Claire the silence is deafening do you think we should be worried

LYDIA REID wrote:
Claire the silence is deafening do you think we should be worried


Lydia, it may have something to do with the picture Jambo took of us all in the chatroom without our knowledge.

As an exclusive I will reveal it HERE!!

Is that the one he took on our day out

www.heartsfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Tyneca...ndx/0,,10289,00.html

Xcotty wrote:
Please can I just say bumholio's?


Anyway, how the fupp are you all?
Wot you up to?
Want some toast?
A nice cuppa tea?
Or a wee dram?

Hiya...Goodbye.

Get yer erse in the chatroom, bud. Us nutters tend to visit there...

<ducks as Clare takes a swipe at his heid wi' her handbag>

Well hello, everyone who replied.
I'm awfy guid folks, some may say I'm not.
But dinna listen to them, for they fib. Tee Hee

I shall refrain from swearing, as some of you seem posh.
So I shall never darken your lugs with obscenity's.

I canny get the smiley's to work..Bugger.
Oop's, that one just slipped out.

I'll be popping in when I can.
I'm kept kinda busy these days, due to music mostly.
I'm part of three different bands.
So I don't have as much forum time, as I used to.

I'm pretty sure some of you will be happy with that. Hehe.
I tend to talk nonsense, a fair bit actually.
I canny help it, I never could take life very seriously.

I hope you are all well, and doing good things.

I'm offski for a wee browse round the new look board.

Ta Ta ra noo.